JOKES!!!!
Saturday, March 21, 2009
21/3
1) Angel: I was lucky I wasn't born in Japan.
Peter: Why do you say that?
Angel: I can't speak japanese
Peter: ...
2) Father: Johny, you must learnt to give and take.
Johny:I know, Dad, I have just given Alex a punch on the face and taken all his money.
Dad:!!! (TITLE: A SACK OF POTATO)
3) Q: One Day, there are 3 prisoners.They brought along their tent in case they can escape.
Then,their wish came true. They escaped and soon some police officers noticed and search
for them. Finally they found them. A police officer then kicked the first tent and it reply
"Meow...Meow, " He thought it was a cat. Then he walk off. He kicked the second tent and
it reply"WOOF!!WOOF!!" he thought it was a dog and walk off, feeling scared. He kicked
the third tent but the third tent the person was hungry and do you know what does it reply?
Ans: Potato?
*4) 花店前。
阿德问小陈“什么是浪漫？”
小陈：明知道那个girl不爱你，你却还要送她99朵玫瑰
花，这样就是很浪漫。”
阿德：“那什么是浪费？”
小陈：“明知道那个girl很爱你，你却还要送她99朵玫瑰
花，这就是很浪费。”
阿德：“.....”
头脑体操站
*5) 破得好：Q:什么被打破了，每个人都欢呼较好？
Ans:比赛的纪录，例如， 全国纪录，亚洲纪录，世界纪
录，奥运纪录等。
没时间
*6）大宝去看好朋友丽丽的话剧表演，然后，丽丽表演后，问大
宝：“昨天我的话剧
很精彩吧？”
大宝：不知道，我没看完就走了！”
丽丽：“为什么？”
大宝：“因为第一辑结束后，他们写上：“一年后。”我那里可以等到那么久？！我
还有别的事情要做！
丽丽：“......”
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POSTED BY:STEPHANIE
