MORE JOKES!!!!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
7) Good Service
Customer: Waiter! There's a cockroach in my soup! And it's alive!
The waiter ran out of the kitchen holding a can of insecticide, sprayed at the cockroach in the soup and made sure it is dead before turning to the customer
Waiter: The cockroach is dead now, sir. Please enjoy your soup
Customer:!!!
8) New Calendar
Tommy: Can i have a new calendar for next year?
Mother: Yes, but what type do you want?
Tommy: The type with the most holidays.
Mother: ....
9) Parachuting
Parachutist: Sir,what happens if my parachute does not open?
Instructor: You pull the emergency cord and the spare will open.
Parachutist: What happens if my spare does not open too?
Instructor: Then you better pray and hope that it is only a dream.
Parachutist: ....
10) Clever Dog
Colin: My dog is so clever that it can say its own name.
Jenny: What's its name?
Collin: Woof
Jenny: ???
11) Nothing Inside
Leon: Mummy my stomach is aching.
Mother: Eat something. Your stomach is empty because it is empty. Put something in it and you will feel better.
Just then, Leon's father returned home from work.
Father: Leon, tell your mother that I am having a headache.
Leon: Dad, your head is empty because it is empty, put something inside and you will feel better.
Father: !!!
12) Breaking Bones
Bob came home with a bloody nose.
Mother: What happened to you, Bob?
Bob: I had a fight with Andy.
Mother: And he broke your nose? I am going to tell his mother.
Bob: Never mind, mum, I've already broken all his bones
Mother: !!!
GIVEN BY: YEE CHERN
Posted by: Stephanie
